Thursday 17 October 2013

Some new bits and a review

Hi all,

Well I thought it might be a good time to look at the blog and see what I could do to improve it, I have decided to include a Quote of the Blog for each post! today I have "Do what you do because you should, not just because you can".

And I am going to run another competition for people so just check out the rafflecopter widget below and enter I have added a remembrance day entry option as it closes on 11th November and I want to show some support.

Comment below with your favourite joke and you will get extra entries as I thought it would be good to see who can come up with a great joke, my favourite is:

I went on a date with a model the other day, well I say a date, it was just dinner and a movie.
Then the plane landed.

I thought I would also start commenting on my recent service I have received at various shops, today I am going to talk about Amazon as that is who I have decided to use for the competition.

Amazon review: I have been using Amazon for a few years now and have some really good experiences and a few not quite so good, first the good points, Price, simply put they are cheap compared to most other sites and the high street, so I often look in the high street then check on my phone to see how much Amazon can sell it to me, and almost always end up buying from Amazon instead! Choice, again Amazon are great for this, the selection of items you can get there now is amazing, they seem to sell pretty much everything certainly not just books and DVD's any more.  Now for the so-so points, Delivery, is 3-5 days on average, which is not bad but they used to be better, and they now seem to be slower just to sell you paid for delivery options and Amazon Prime is just too expensive to justify.
Finally the Bad points, well as with all on-line sales, it's very easy to not really understand what you are going to get, pictures can be very deceptive, I have purchase items in the past such as ornaments and when they have arrived that are much smaller than expected, now in fairness Amazon did include the size in the description and I did not look, but it is an issue with on-line purchasing. Maybe they should include a photo that compares items size in relation to a fixed size item.

Overall I would give Amazon 8.5 out of 10 as price and range are great points to be good on.

OK now for the comp.

a Rafflecopter giveaway

Thanks for coming to the Blog.

Mike

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123 comments:

  1. Mine and my daughters favourite joke is "What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A Doyouthinkhesaurus :D

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  2. Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can hoe, hoe, hoe.

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  3. what flies in the sky and wobbles?
    a jellycopter!!

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  4. Did you know if you buy Adam and the Ants sheet music on Amazon at the moment, they throw in a 'Stand and Deliver!?" ...hehe! xx

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  5. How do you tell a Kebab to be quiet?

    Shh Kebab!! lol

    ( I do enjoy a silly joke )

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  6. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear

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  7. what do you call a donkey with only three legs? A wonky!

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  8. What is a frog's favourite drink ....
    Croaka Cola!

    Don't all laugh at once haha :)

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  9. What do you call a girl who sets fire to her credit card statements?
    Bernadette

    :) x

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  10. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it

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  11. why is tiggers paws always dirty m because he always plays with pooh

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  12. What do cats eats for breakfast?

    Mice crispies!

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  13. My dog has no nose.
    How does he smell?
    Terrible!

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  14. What happened to the Magic Tractor?
    It turned into a field

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  15. What's red and invisible? - No tomatoes

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  16. What's brown and sticky? A stick

    Ashleigh

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  17. Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

    A. You look flushed!

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  18. What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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  19. why did the crocodille cross the road??
    to get to the over side

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  20. What do you call a man with rabbits up his bottom? Warren!

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  21. what do you call a zoo with only one dog in it? A Shitzu

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  22. what do you call a man with a seagull on his head?…….Cliff

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  23. What did one hat say to another? "You stay here I'll go on a head!"

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  24. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
    A carrot

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  25. Why was the broom late? It over swept!

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  26. I made a call to Sealife Centre to enquire about a visit - they told me my call may be recorded and used for training porpoises ....

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  27. have you heard about the man who lost all of his left side?
    He's alright now! :D

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  28. Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?

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  29. My favourite of all time it "What's yellow and dangerous - Shark infested custard"

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  30. What do you call a woman who juggles lager whilst playing snooker?

    Beatrix Potter

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  31. Whats brown and sticky? ..... A stick

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  32. I just asked my daughter for a joke, and this is what she came up with. I'm not much on jokes, myself.

    My dog has no nose
    How does he smell?
    Terrible.

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  33. Who was the first person to wear a shellsuit?
    Humpty Dumpty

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  34. What do you call a lady with just one leg?
    Eileen.

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  35. I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa

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  36. A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, "Five beers, please".

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  37. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?
    He was pissed off.

    ~charlotte ingham

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  38. A man walks in a bar with a giraffe, they begin a huge drinking session until eventually the giraffe passes out on the floor...the man gets up to leave and the barman says oi! you cant leave that lying here..the man says thats not a lion its a giraffe.

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  39. Two parrots sitting on a perch
    One says to the other
    "can you smell fish?"

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  40. What's brown and sticky?
    A Stick

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  41. Why did the Roman chicken cross the road? Because she was afriad someone would caesar.

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  42. I bought my Dad a fridge for his birthday ... you should've seen his face light up as he opened the door! ;D x

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  43. Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day

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  44. A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.

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  45. why did Mickey mouse go to outer space? Because he wanted to see pluto

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  46. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea

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  47. what does a cat sound like going down the motorway?

    mmmeeeeeeeooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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  48. Doctor: You’re overweight. Patient: I think I want a second opinion. Doctor: You're also ugly.

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  49. How do you start a rice pudding race? sago

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  50. Why did the orange use suntan lotion? Because he started to peel.

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  51. What comes with the new Divorced Barbie Doll? All Kens stuff!!

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  52. Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey. (Sorry) :)

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  53. whats brown and sticky? a stick

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  54. What do you call a man with no ears?? Anything he can't hear you !!!!

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  55. What do you give a sick bird?
    Tweetment

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  56. My dog has no nose.
    How does he smell?
    Awful!

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  57. Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
    A: Because you can't bury them in trees!

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  58. Dr Dr I feel like a bar of soap.
    Well that's 'Lifebouy'

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  59. What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
    You sure are Boo-tiful!

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  60. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear

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  61. Which nut always has a cold?
    A Cashew

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  62. Apparently, we now have to call firemen "fire pixies".
    It's political correctness gone mad!

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  63. I made this up myself and it is really corny.

    What did the dolphin say to the fish when it hit it on the head ?


    You did that on porpoise ,

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  64. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Boo!
    Boo hoo?
    Don't cry, it's only a joke!

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  65. whats a ghosts favourite food?

    Gooolash.

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  66. My favourite joke when I was little was
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Little man
    Little man who?
    Little man who can't reach the doorbell :-)

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  67. What's brown and sticky?

    A stick.

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  68. What do you call a man with cat scratches all over his face?
    Claude.

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  69. Where do tadpoles change?
    In a croakroom!

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  70. why did the hedgehog cross the road to see his flat mate

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  71. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear

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  72. Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

    A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

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  73. Why did the blonde get sacked from the M&M factory?
    She kept throwing away all the W's.

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  74. what do you call a deer with no eyes.
    no ideer

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  75. My dog has no nose.

    How does he smell?

    AWFUL

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  76. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted

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  77. What do you call a grumpy cow?

    Moo-dy

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  78. "Money doesn't buy happiness? Well it does buy a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? Yea, I thought so..."

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  79. Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

    The lid said "Twist to open".

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  80. What did the water say to the boat? ..Nothing, it just waved

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  81. Two muffins in the oven, one turns to the other and says "mannn, it's hot in here"
    the other screams "ARGHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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  82. Man walks into a bar..........OUCH!!!!.....It was an iron bar!

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  83. What shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers

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  84. A man walks into a bar and says OUCH.

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  85. What do you call a man with a seagull on his shoulder? Cliff :)

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  86. One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.
    Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"
    Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"
    Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."
    Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"

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  87. Last year I asked Santa for a bigger wage and a smaller waist but he seems to have got them mixed up :-(

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  88. what do you call a train with a cold?

    a-choo-choo train

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  89. Q: What do you call a fish without an eye? A: Fsh

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  90. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y

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  91. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot

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  92. Three vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night, the bats bet on who can drink the most blood.

    The first bat comes home with blood dripping off his fangs. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people."

    The second bat returns with blood around his mouth. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of five people."

    The third bat comes back covered in blood. He says, "See that castle over there?" The other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."

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  93. Why does Santa have three gardens?
    So he can 'ho ho ho'!

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  94. my sons first joke was ..what do you call 2 thieves?..a pair of knickers!

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  95. my sons favourite
    knock knock
    whos there
    bella
    bella who
    bella not working so im knocking

    kay panayi

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  96. Q. What do you get hanging from pear trees?
    A. Sore arms!

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  97. I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu

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  98. What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?
    She had mittens

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  99. Doctor Doctor I've lost all my memory,
    When did this happen,
    When did what happen?

    reminds me of my poor memory!

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  100. What does the pirate want for Christmas?

    A toast-aaargh!

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  101. What is Santa's favourite pizza?

    One that's deep pan, crisp and even.

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  102. Yesterday a truck full or tortoises crashed in to a truck full of terapins...it was a turtle disaster!

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  103. My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily'

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  104. I Hired a eastern european cleaner the other week but had to fire her after it took 15 hours hoover up turns out she was a slovak

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  105. "Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?"

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  106. What did the traffic lights say to the car?
    "Don't look now I'm changing,"

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  107. Why did the egg go to the doctors?
    Because it had a cracking headache.

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  108. There were 2 monkeys sitting in the bath,
    one monkey says "oooh ooh ahahhh oooh ahhh!!"
    the other replies "well, put some cold water in then!"

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  109. how many balls of wool to reach the moon?

    One but it has to be a big one...

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  110. what do you call a deer with no eyes? - I've no idea!!

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  111. What fish sings?
    A tuna fish!
    LOL

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  112. How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
    With Jammin!

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  113. Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with!

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  114. A classic: Knock knock, who's there, doctor, doctor who...you said it!

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  115. What's Small, White and Giggles?
    A Tickled Onion

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  116. What wobbles in the sky?
    A jellycopter

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  117. feeling inspired by the festive films on today............ One snowman turned and said to another........ can you smell carrots

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  118. How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Fishcake.

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  119. Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?

    Because he was too far out man!

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  120. What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug.

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  121. What do you call a dear with no eyes? No eye dear!

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  122. My sons favourite...

    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Ipe
    Ipe who?
    Eeeee do you? I thought I could smell something.

    He thinks its HILARIOUS!! (He's 6)

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  123. why do cows have bells?
    cause their horns dont work!

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