Hi all,
Well I thought it might be a good time to look at the blog and see what I could do to improve it, I have decided to include a Quote of the Blog for each post! today I have "Do what you do because you should, not just because you can".
And I am going to run another competition for people so just check out the rafflecopter widget below and enter I have added a remembrance day entry option as it closes on 11th November and I want to show some support.
Comment below with your favourite joke and you will get extra entries as I thought it would be good to see who can come up with a great joke, my favourite is:
I went on a date with a model the other day, well I say a date, it was just dinner and a movie.
Then the plane landed.
I thought I would also start commenting on my recent service I have received at various shops, today I am going to talk about Amazon as that is who I have decided to use for the competition.
Amazon review: I have been using Amazon for a few years now and have some really good experiences and a few not quite so good, first the good points, Price, simply put they are cheap compared to most other sites and the high street, so I often look in the high street then check on my phone to see how much Amazon can sell it to me, and almost always end up buying from Amazon instead! Choice, again Amazon are great for this, the selection of items you can get there now is amazing, they seem to sell pretty much everything certainly not just books and DVD's any more. Now for the so-so points, Delivery, is 3-5 days on average, which is not bad but they used to be better, and they now seem to be slower just to sell you paid for delivery options and Amazon Prime is just too expensive to justify.
Finally the Bad points, well as with all on-line sales, it's very easy to not really understand what you are going to get, pictures can be very deceptive, I have purchase items in the past such as ornaments and when they have arrived that are much smaller than expected, now in fairness Amazon did include the size in the description and I did not look, but it is an issue with on-line purchasing. Maybe they should include a photo that compares items size in relation to a fixed size item.
Overall I would give Amazon 8.5 out of 10 as price and range are great points to be good on.
OK now for the comp.
a Rafflecopter giveaway
Thanks for coming to the Blog.
Mike
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Mine and my daughters favourite joke is "What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A Doyouthinkhesaurus :D
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Did you know if you buy Adam and the Ants sheet music on Amazon at the moment, they throw in a 'Stand and Deliver!?" ...hehe! xx
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( I do enjoy a silly joke )
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear
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Don't all laugh at once haha :)
What do you call a girl who sets fire to her credit card statements?
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:) x
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it
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ReplyDeleteMice crispies!
My dog has no nose.
ReplyDeleteHow does he smell?
Terrible!
What happened to the Magic Tractor?
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What's red and invisible? - No tomatoes
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Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
ReplyDeleteA. You look flushed!
What's brown and sticky? A Stick!
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What do you call a man with rabbits up his bottom? Warren!
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Why was the broom late? It over swept!
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Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?
ReplyDeleteMy favourite of all time it "What's yellow and dangerous - Shark infested custard"
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Whats brown and sticky? ..... A stick
ReplyDeleteI just asked my daughter for a joke, and this is what she came up with. I'm not much on jokes, myself.
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How does he smell?
Terrible.
Who was the first person to wear a shellsuit?
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What do you call a lady with just one leg?
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I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa
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~charlotte ingham
A man walks in a bar with a giraffe, they begin a huge drinking session until eventually the giraffe passes out on the floor...the man gets up to leave and the barman says oi! you cant leave that lying here..the man says thats not a lion its a giraffe.
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"can you smell fish?"
What's brown and sticky?
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Why did the Roman chicken cross the road? Because she was afriad someone would caesar.
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ReplyDeleteBeing an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day
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Doctor: You’re overweight. Patient: I think I want a second opinion. Doctor: You're also ugly.
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ReplyDeleteWhy did the orange use suntan lotion? Because he started to peel.
ReplyDeleteWhat comes with the new Divorced Barbie Doll? All Kens stuff!!
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My dog has no nose.
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Awful!
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
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Dr Dr I feel like a bar of soap.
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What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
ReplyDeleteYou sure are Boo-tiful!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear
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Apparently, we now have to call firemen "fire pixies".
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I made this up myself and it is really corny.
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You did that on porpoise ,
Knock, knock.
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Boo!
Boo hoo?
Don't cry, it's only a joke!
whats a ghosts favourite food?
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My favourite joke when I was little was
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Who's there?
Little man
Little man who?
Little man who can't reach the doorbell :-)
What's brown and sticky?
ReplyDeleteA stick.
What do you call a man with cat scratches all over his face?
ReplyDeleteClaude.
Where do tadpoles change?
ReplyDeleteIn a croakroom!
why did the hedgehog cross the road to see his flat mate
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ReplyDeleteA: The lid said, "Twist to open."
Why did the blonde get sacked from the M&M factory?
ReplyDeleteShe kept throwing away all the W's.
what do you call a deer with no eyes.
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My dog has no nose.
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AWFUL
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted
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"Money doesn't buy happiness? Well it does buy a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? Yea, I thought so..."
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ReplyDeleteThe lid said "Twist to open".
What did the water say to the boat? ..Nothing, it just waved
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ReplyDeletethe other screams "ARGHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Man walks into a bar..........OUCH!!!!.....It was an iron bar!
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ReplyDeleteWhat do you call a man with a seagull on his shoulder? Cliff :)
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Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"
Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."
Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"
Last year I asked Santa for a bigger wage and a smaller waist but he seems to have got them mixed up :-(
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Q: What do you call a fish without an eye? A: Fsh
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ReplyDeleteThree vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night, the bats bet on who can drink the most blood.
ReplyDeleteThe first bat comes home with blood dripping off his fangs. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people."
The second bat returns with blood around his mouth. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of five people."
The third bat comes back covered in blood. He says, "See that castle over there?" The other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."
Why does Santa have three gardens?
ReplyDeleteSo he can 'ho ho ho'!
my sons first joke was ..what do you call 2 thieves?..a pair of knickers!
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whos there
bella
bella who
bella not working so im knocking
kay panayi
Q. What do you get hanging from pear trees?
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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu
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Doctor Doctor I've lost all my memory,
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When did what happen?
reminds me of my poor memory!
What does the pirate want for Christmas?
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What is Santa's favourite pizza?
ReplyDeleteOne that's deep pan, crisp and even.
Yesterday a truck full or tortoises crashed in to a truck full of terapins...it was a turtle disaster!
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ReplyDelete"Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?"
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ReplyDelete"Don't look now I'm changing,"
Why did the egg go to the doctors?
ReplyDeleteBecause it had a cracking headache.
There were 2 monkeys sitting in the bath,
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the other replies "well, put some cold water in then!"
how many balls of wool to reach the moon?
ReplyDeleteOne but it has to be a big one...
what do you call a deer with no eyes? - I've no idea!!
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ReplyDeleteA tuna fish!
LOL
How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with!
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What wobbles in the sky?
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feeling inspired by the festive films on today............ One snowman turned and said to another........ can you smell carrots
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Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?
ReplyDeleteBecause he was too far out man!
What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call a dear with no eyes? No eye dear!
ReplyDeleteMy sons favourite...
ReplyDeleteKnock Knock
Whos there?
Ipe
Ipe who?
Eeeee do you? I thought I could smell something.
He thinks its HILARIOUS!! (He's 6)
why do cows have bells?
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